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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Give her a piece of paper with “please turn over” written on both sides.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »
Why don 't...
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »
A blonde was bragging to her...
A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »
A blonde stared at an orange...
A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
A blonde walked into a shoe...
A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »
Why did the...
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
A blonde was asked if she...
A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »

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A blonde decided to take up...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Melrose_Place_Fan03/25/2006 12:29Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Baywatch_Runner10/23/1998 21:54Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/02/2012 20:05My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Banner_Exchange09/07/1997 10:18Click my banner for more laughs!
@Flickr_User_0404/09/2002 05:32A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/03/2010 08:59Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Face_Palm_0112/27/2006 11:16Classic. Simply classic.

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