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2013 Classic: House of Cards

 Why did Dad start talking to the wall? Because Kevin Spacey made “breaking the fourth wall” the coolest way to explain why he’s stealing a rib from the fridge.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Saved_By_The_Bell04/01/1996 10:48I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@MTV_Unplugged02/03/2013 01:28Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Noob_Slayer_X01/10/2015 12:10Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Arthas_Fan_0201/11/2003 20:43Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan06/18/2005 11:43Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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