2022 Classic: He’s a 10 but…

Why were the girls rating the gifts on a scale of 1 to 10? “He’s a 10, but he only gave me reindeer socks for Christmas.”

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level11/03/2005 10:03There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Big_Snatch_Boris03/05/2000 18:34Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Gremlins_Gizmo10/12/2002 04:26Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Sixteen_Candles09/24/2005 14:20I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Prestige_World_W02/26/1997 03:37Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Marquee_Text_Fan04/29/2005 13:37<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Fire_Background07/23/2013 04:42This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).