2001 Vintage: Harry Potter (Quidditch)

Why was the boy on a broomstick hitting a wall? Because he was trying to find Platform 9¾, but he just found the neighbor’s garage door.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

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In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

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Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

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@Netscape_Ninja09/09/2013 10:27Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Pixel_Addict08/27/2010 23:51LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@WinAmp_Shaker02/22/2014 21:05It really whips the llama's ass!

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/13/2013 12:16Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@He_Man_Power01/21/2011 02:49I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Heathers_Winona08/19/2007 11:57Greetings and salutations! Very funny.