Why was the mood so moody? Because the song was a hit, and the teenager refused to come out of his room until at least October (or until the rolls were ready).
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!