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2013 Archive: Grand Theft Auto V

 Why did the world disappear in September 2013? Because Rockstar Games released a digital version of Los Angeles and we all decided that stealing virtual cars was more productive than driving real ones.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator11/25/2009 19:59Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Titanic_Survivor12/29/2012 07:17I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Men_In_Black_K08/26/2000 01:23We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@SpiderMan_Peter07/05/2009 02:41My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Pi_Mathematics05/12/2011 09:01Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/23/2000 00:59Super green! Hilarious!
@Courage_Dog10/16/2007 19:55The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Arthas_Fan_0209/15/2003 23:33Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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