Why was the breakup talk so colorful? Because the song was everywhere, and we were all just “some relatives that you used to know” by the end of the year.
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2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
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Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.