Why was everyone whispering “XOXO”? Because the show made us all feel like we were elite Manhattanites, even if we were just eating ham in Ohio.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
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