Why did no one show up for the digital hangout? Because Google launched a new social network, and while everyone was invited, nobody knew which “Circle” they were supposed to sit in.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2023 Classic: ChatGPT Toasts
Why was Grandpa’s toast so... perfect? Because he secretly asked ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Professional humor for professional people.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Problem? No, just laughs!
Heh heh heh. Good one.