Why did the cousins disappear into the basement? Because while the N64 was still a year away, everyone was already practicing their “Bond” poses in anticipation of the 64-bit revolution.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Super green! Hilarious!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!