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2014 Archive: Godzilla (2014)

 Why was Bryan Cranston only in the first 20 minutes? Because in 2014, the producers thought we wanted more giant lizards and less “Breaking Bad” energy (we were wrong).

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Brat Summer (Charli XCX)
 Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
 Why was 2024 so "tortured"? Because Taylor Swift released 31 son...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
 Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Naked Gun 2025
 Why was Liam Neeson the king of comedy? Because the reboot prove...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »

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2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
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2024 Classic: Alien
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The Super Bowl Coverage
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator02/08/2002 00:20Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Gopher_Explorer03/04/2010 01:23Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/09/1996 02:52Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@HTML_Hacker08/10/2010 21:15<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan02/11/2008 14:37Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Hamster_Dance_X02/18/2003 12:39Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Friday_Rebecca08/16/2003 10:59Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Ermahgerd_Girl09/20/1996 18:45ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Top_List_Winner02/16/2001 08:15Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Orkut_Member_9901/20/2012 11:47A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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