Why was the meat so dry? Because Dad got a new machine that “knocked the fat out” of everything, leaving the turkey with the texture of a Sun-Maid raisin.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!