Why did Clooney go from a pediatrician to a vampire hunter? Because in 1996, even the sexiest doctor on TV realized that tattoos and shotguns were better for his career than stethoscopes.
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Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
The highest note of humor!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Problem? No, just laughs!