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2013 Archive: Frozen (Elsa & Anna)

 Why did every parent in 2013 lose their mind? Because Disney released a movie that turned every living room into an ice kingdom and every 5-year-old into a Broadway star who refused to “Let It Go.”

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9701/17/2007 14:20Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Dark_Knight_Joker06/26/2012 05:56Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Binary_Boy03/11/2014 06:0601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Rugrats_Tommy05/18/2005 22:28A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Hat_Tip_Sir02/07/2005 16:14M’lady... this joke is superb.
@True_Story_Neil04/13/2009 18:14True story! I was there!

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