1997 Classic: Flubber

Why was the gravy so bouncy? Because Robin Williams’ new movie was out, and Dad accidentally used green Jell-O instead of cornstarch.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »

In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »

In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »

In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »

Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »

Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »

In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User02/09/2006 14:19Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Jackass_Johnny03/09/2008 03:03Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@DragonBall_Z_G05/15/1998 06:01His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@ODP_Editor_9902/19/1995 18:00Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Trogdor_Burn03/28/1995 13:11Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@True_Story_Neil07/15/2011 16:38True story! I was there!