Why was everyone “throwing sheep” at each other? Because Facebook opened its platform to developers, and the “Poke” was replaced by 500 different ways to annoy your family digitally.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!