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1997 Vintage: Dennis Rodman’s Debut

 Why did he win Worst New Star for Double Team? Because he proved that changing your hair color every five minutes is not a substitute for actually knowing how to deliver a line.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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