2005 Vintage: Coldplay (X&Y)

Why were they so spacey? Because in 2005, Chris Martin thought that if he sang enough about “Fixing You,” the world would actually stop being broken.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »

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In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »

Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »

Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »

This year was dominated by Bill Clinton and the celebrity-level f...read more »

In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »

In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »

Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »

Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »

Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »

Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »

Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »

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@Buffy_Fan9710/07/1998 09:52Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@AskJeeves_Fan12/23/2012 13:25Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Simpson_Quotes04/19/1997 07:14D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@BitTorrent_0104/08/1997 16:17Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Judge_Dredd_Law07/13/2005 01:57I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Ermahgerd_Girl06/05/1996 02:32ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Leeroy_Jenkins04/27/2009 04:16At least I have chicken... and this joke!