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2023 Vintage: Cillian Murphy

 Why was he the face of 2023? Because his “exhausted but brilliant” look in Oppenheimer became the official mood for everyone trying to survive the year.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User08/28/2012 12:05Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Lion_King_Simba04/12/1999 09:58Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Gladiator_Maximus02/11/2006 14:08Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Dial_Up_King10/17/2011 17:58Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/20/2011 18:51Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/01/2008 05:01The Dude abides... this joke.
@Borat_Very_Nice06/15/1996 17:44Very nice! Great success!
@Lag_Victim_0110/28/2006 22:59I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Protoss_Pylon03/11/2001 10:50You must construct additional laughs!
@Trogdor_Burn12/14/2011 00:47Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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