I’m a star. I’m just beaming. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a cartographer. I’m just trying to find my place. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a painter. I’m just coating along. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a lunar module. I’m just orbiting. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 The electrician was shocked to find out he wasn’t grounded. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m not afraid of lightning. I’m just shocked by it. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a doctor. I’m just patient. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 A skeleton walks into a cafeteria and orders a spare rib. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I used to be a butcher, but I couldn’t make the cut. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified