Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a barber. I always make the cut. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Velcro… what a rip-off! Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a gardener. I’m just growing with the flow. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m glad I know sign language. It’s becoming quite handy. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I used to be a carpenter, but I just didn’t wood work out. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Archive: The Circular Saw

 I’m a pilot. I’m just winging it. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Did you hear about the guy who invented the broken pencil? It was pointless. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil

 I’m tired of being a map maker. I need some space. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified