I used to be a carpenter, but I just didn’t wood work out. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Archive: The Circular Saw

 I’m a pilot. I’m just winging it. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Did you hear about the guy who invented the broken pencil? It was pointless. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil

 I’m tired of being a map maker. I need some space. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a chef. I’m just seasoned. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified