The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids weren’t much to look at either. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Invisible Man

 I’m an elevator repairman. It has its ups and downs. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a plumber. I’m just going with the drain. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I met a mime once. He did unspeakable things. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m going to stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a poet. I’m just verse-atile. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I’m a detective. I’m just clued in. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified