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1995 Archive: The Elevator

 I’m an elevator repairman. It has its ups and downs.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member06/24/1997 19:29Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Titanic_Survivor11/01/1997 04:26I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@X-Gen_Mark03/14/1998 13:37This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@CRT_Brightness05/19/2013 14:27I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Woman_Yelling_C05/08/2012 19:51The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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