1995 Archive: The Circular Saw

I used to be a carpenter, but I just didn’t wood work out.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

@C++_Dev_9812/15/2009 23:55I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Pizza_Pizza_9903/13/1997 03:51Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Gnutella_User12/30/2004 03:24Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Blade_Runner_201906/27/2003 22:24All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Ferris_Bueller02/07/1999 06:33Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Lag_Victim_0104/02/2012 01:37I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Spawn_Camper_J05/22/2003 13:23I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Everquest_Solo05/23/2003 21:44Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.