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1996 Legacy: The Moon

 I’m a lunar module. I’m just orbiting.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9804/20/2003 12:33Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Msdos_Commander09/30/1996 23:30C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Toy_Story_Buzz06/11/2002 02:22To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Pi_Mathematics08/20/2004 07:46Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Speed_Racer_Go09/22/2013 00:00Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Bernie_Mittens07/16/2000 17:59I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Toolbar_Hater05/26/2002 15:58My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Charlie_Unicorn07/01/2001 19:43We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/02/2012 05:27OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/12/1997 07:50Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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