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1995 Legacy: The Doctor

 I’m a doctor. I’m just patient.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original05/20/2012 07:32Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Melrose_Place_Fan10/24/1997 11:38Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Blade_Runner_201908/01/2009 12:50All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Harambe_Memories01/22/1997 08:14Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@GL_HF_Runner09/20/1996 18:40Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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