Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of singing “E.T.”, she realized Jeff Bezos was the only one who could… Read More »2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space

 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fake-nipple bra, she realized that the only thing left to sell us was the… Read More »2025 Archive: Skims “Body Mods”

 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the search for a new Pope became the biggest “reality show” of 2025, with more… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Conclave” Hype

 Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendrick performed in bootcut jeans and spent 15 minutes making “loaded eye contact” with the… Read More »2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl

 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift’s new “Opalite” move became the global anthem for everyone who wants to look graceful while… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Opalite” Dance

 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a ring was enough to make the entire Spider-Man fandom declare that Tom Holland… Read More »2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring

 Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because Taylor and Travis had a lavish garden proposal, making every other engagement photo… Read More »2025 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement

 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the “Final Boss” of Hollywood marriages, and their breakup made everyone stop believing in love for… Read More »2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban

 Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the whole time waiting for the “future” to happen, only to realize that… Read More »2025 Classic: The End of 2025

 Why is everyone saying “It’s not clocking to you” in 2025? Because JB said it once during a livestream, and now it’s the only socially… Read More »2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase