Why did Madonna get so calm? Because in 1995, she realized shocking people was harder when Internet Explorer took 5 minutes to load one photo.… Read More »1995 Archive: Madonna (Bedtime Stories)

 Why did he keep screaming “I am the law”? Because in 1995, that was the only line he could say without taking his helmet off.… Read More »1995 Legacy: Sylvester Stallone (Judge Dredd)

 Why did James Bond stop drinking martinis in 1995? Because he had to stay sober enough to figure out how to use the weird Nintendo… Read More »1995 Vintage: Pierce Brosnan (GoldenEye)

 Why was Travolta everywhere? Because after Pulp Fiction, Hollywood was afraid that if they didn’t give him a role, he’d start dancing in the streets again.… Read More »1995 Vintage: John Travolta (Get Shorty)

 Why did she become a supermodel? Because in 1995, Victoria’s Secret discovered that angel wings looked better on her than on anyone else in history.… Read More »1995 Archive: Tyra Banks

 Why was Sandra Bullock afraid to order pizza online? Because in 1995, we thought hackers could steal your identity just by clicking the “Pepperoni” icon.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Sandra Bullock (The Net)

 Why were they still touring? Because in 1995, they were the only people left who remembered what life was like before the invention of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Rolling Stones

 Why was he afraid of board games? Because in 1995, rolling the dice could bring a stampede into your living room, which was still better… Read More »1995 Legacy: Robin Williams (Jumanji)

 Why did their marriage only last 96 hours before the first fight? Because that’s how long it took to rewind their home video to the… Read More »1995 Legacy: Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee

 Why did he carry a guitar case with no guitar? Because in 1995, being a Latin Lover required more firepower than musical talent. Part of… Read More »1995 Classic: Antonio Banderas (Desperado)