Why was Sandra Bullock afraid to order pizza online? Because in 1995, we thought hackers could steal your identity just by clicking the “Pepperoni” icon.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Found a real treasure with this one.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.