How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware problem.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it takes at least three to make it look impressive.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind?

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They screw in the hot tub.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with… Read More »How many surrealists does it take…