Why was the guy on the skateboard drinking cranberry juice? Because “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac was the only way to survive the 2020 vibes. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Nathan Apodaca” Vibe

Why were the trick-or-treaters dressed as giant jelly beans? Because they were practicing falling off platforms and grabbing each other’s tails for no apparent reason.… Read More »2020 Archive: Fall Guys

Why did the house smell like overripe fruit? Because if you didn’t bake at least ten loaves of banana bread during lockdown, were you even… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Banana Bread” Craze

Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and we all just wanted to see what the “Child”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2

Why did the movie cost $30 to watch at home? Because the “theatrical experience” in 2020 was just you, your couch, and a very expensive… Read More »2020 Classic: Mulan (Disney+ Premier Access)

Why was the trick-or-treater afraid to touch the pumpkin? Because he saw a video where a shoe was actually a cake, and now he doesn’t… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Everything is Cake” Meme

Why was a 1993 movie the #1 film at the box office? Because the Sanderson Sisters are the only ones who know how to handle… Read More »2020 Classic: Hocus Pocus (The Comeback)

Why was the ghost so frustrated? Because he spent three hours on his costume, only for his WiFi to drop right when he was about… Read More »2020 Archive: Zoom Parties

Why was the ghost checking off a list? Because he had “Murder Hornets,” “Plague,” and “Alien Monoliths,” and he was just waiting for “Zombies” to… Read More »2020 Classic: The “2020 Bingo Card”

What was the scariest monster of 2010? A woman with a specific blonde bob haircut demanding to speak to the manager of the haunted house… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Karen” Costume