Why is Michael Myers still alive? Because he survived a fire, an entire town, and 40 years of sequels, proving that “Evil Dies Tonight” was… Read More »2021 Classic: Halloween Kills

Why did the vampire have so many filters on his face? Because in 2021, everything had to be “yassified”—from monsters to historical paintings. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Yassify” Trend

Why was the lizard fighting the monkey? Because after a year of staying home, we just needed to see two giant monsters destroy Hong Kong… Read More »2021 Vintage: Godzilla vs. Kong

Why was the witch so confident? Because that was her 2021 strategy, and she wasn’t going to explain her broomstick to anyone. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss” Motto

Why did the party move to the 60s? Because Anya Taylor-Joy made nostalgia the most terrifying trend of the season. Part of the 38 Halloween… Read More »2021 Legacy: Last Night in Soho

Why was a little man in a wig dancing on the porch? Because an old Starburst commercial came back from the dead to haunt our… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Berries and Cream” Lad

Let There Be Carnage: Why did Woody Harrelson have that weird wig? Because Carnage had to look threatening, even if his host looked like he… Read More »2021 Archive: Venom

Why didn’t anyone want to go to the party? Because Noodle the pug decided it was a “No Bones Day” and we all had the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Bones or No Bones” Dog

Why didn’t the ghost look happy to see his girlfriend? Because all of TikTok was busy analyzing frame-by-frame why he didn’t get up fast enough.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Couch Guy” Drama

Why didn’t the turkey arrive on time? Because it was stuck in the Suez Canal with half of the world’s trade, and the only one… Read More »2021 Archive: The Evergreen Ship