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Why was the witch so confident? Because that was her 2021 strategy, and she wasn’t going to explain her broomstick to anyone.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »

Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »

In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »

In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »

In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »

Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/31/2005 11:16Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Pager_Guy02/07/2000 10:34Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Lion_King_Simba07/23/2015 22:01Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Cheers_Norm12/23/1997 07:51Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@DVD_Rom_King11/08/1996 00:15More capacity for humor on this site!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/01/2007 06:27The future is laughing at us.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/12/2014 20:56You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/14/2005 16:50Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.