Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics finally made it to the big screen, and Josh Hutcherson had the worst night shift… Read More »2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy’s (Movie)

Why was the ape shouting “WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!”? Because he was ready for a new kingdom, and he had a lot of opinions about… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Planet of the Apes” (Proximus Caesar)

Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBose gave us the most awkward and iconic tribute of the year. Part of… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Angela Bassett Did The Thing” Rap

Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s “Thinking he’s back” for the fourth time, and he has a staircase in Paris that he… Read More »2023 Classic: John Wick

Why were “Fire” and “Water” trying to date? Because Pixar reminded us that opposites attract, especially if you can survive a subway ride together without… Read More »2023 Legacy: Elemental

What was the most popular “couples” costume? A world-famous pop star and a football player who “put her on the map.” Part of the 31… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce” Debut

Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best way to let a spirit in, as long as you don’t stay connected for… Read More »2023 Vintage: Talk to Me

Why was the trick-or-treater so obsessed with a vegetable? “It’s corn! A big lump with knobs! It has the juice!”—the most wholesome and catchy interview… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “It’s Corn!” Kid

Why were all the parents dressed as blue heelers? Because Bluey officially became the only show that both toddlers and exhausted adults could agree on.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Aussie” Bluey Obsession

Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because “Chrissy, wake up!” was the meme, and Eddie Munson died a hero while… Read More »2022 Classic: Stranger Things 4 (Eddie Munson)