What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny, slippery pygmy hippo that spends the whole night biting people’s ankles and screaming… Read More »2024 Classic: Moo Deng

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because “Brat Summer” never ended, it just became “Brat-o-ween,” and Charlie XCX told her that… Read More »2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because “Anxiety” joined the crew, and now he’s not just haunting the house; he’s overthinking every possible… Read More »2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreography? Because TikTok decided that “Apple” by Charli XCX is the only way to move… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Apple” Dance

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasion? Because Frodo the cat was the real hero of New York, and… Read More »2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being “part of your world” the underwater anthem of the summer. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)

Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess? “Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches!”—the only love song that mattered in 2023.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkward shrug? Because a 25-year-old promotional photo of Kevin James became the most relatable… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Kevin James” Smirk

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Because being a “Model 3 Generative Android” means you have to be viral and… Read More »2023 Vintage: M3GAN

Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics finally made it to the big screen, and Josh Hutcherson had the worst night shift… Read More »2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy’s (Movie)