Why did the dad put a “Sold” sign on his car? He wanted to “drive” a hard bargain. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Archive: The Dad’s Car

 Why did the dad keep his pager in a birdcage? He wanted to hear it “tweet.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Pager Message

 Why did the dad throw the mirror out of the window? He wanted to reflect on his life. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Archive: The Broken Mirror

 Why did the road go to the police? It was “tired” of being walked on. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Scared Road

 Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other “slide.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Scared Chicken

 “Dad, I’m hungry!” — “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad. Nice to meet you.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Dad at Rest

 Did you hear about the fire at the paper store? It was “stationary” until the firemen arrived. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Paper Store

 What do you call an imposter noodle? An “Impasta.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cold Ghost

 Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Math Book