Why did the dad keep his pager in a birdcage? He wanted to hear it “tweet.”
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That still only counts as one laugh!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Shut up and take my laughter!
Heh heh heh. Good one.