“Dad, I’m hungry!” — “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad. Nice to meet you.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Still digging for more humor!
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
No way! That’s too much!
Heh heh heh. Good one.