Why was this the #1 stocking stuffer? Because even Santa wanted to look “hard” while flying over the suburbs. Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”

 What was the best stocking stuffer? A cassette mix featuring 1995’s Eurodance hits. You just had to keep a pencil nearby to “rewind” the tracks… Read More »1995 Legacy: “Now That’s What I Call Music!” (UK Import/Hype)

 Why did Kevin McCallister stop worrying about burglars in 1995? Because after four years of constant rewatching, the VHS tape was so grainy that the… Read More »1995 Vintage: Home Alone 2 on VHS

 Why did teen girls want plaid skirts for Christmas? Because if Alicia Silverstone said it was “totally Baldwin,” then the velvet dress from Grandma was… Read More »1995 Vintage: Clueless Fashion

 Why was this the ultimate status symbol? If your dad got one, the whole family stood in a circle just to watch him pull out… Read More »1995 Legacy: Nokia 2110

 Why was “Workin’ Out Barbie” the hardest gift to find in 1995? Because she was busy trying to lift the weight of everyone’s expectations for… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Barbie Shortage

 Why was a box of floppies a great gift? Because in 1995, 10 disks were enough to hold exactly half of a low-quality digital song.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The 1.44MB Floppy Disk

 Why was there so much neon plastic under the tree? Because the toys from the movie glowed brighter than the Christmas lights, and Jim Carrey’s… Read More »1995 Archive: Batman Forever

 Why did the 14.4kbps modem fail to download a picture of Santa? Because by the time the boots were rendered, it was already Boxing Day.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Modem vs. Santa

 Why was the “Waterworld” action figure on clearance? Because even at Christmas, nobody wanted a toy that reminded them of a $175 million sinking ship.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Waterworld