1995 Archive: Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”

Why was this the #1 stocking stuffer? Because even Santa wanted to look “hard” while flying over the suburbs.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »

Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1604/25/2002 09:12I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Discman_Skipper05/30/2009 17:20Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Philosoraptor_X07/20/2005 21:11If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Railgun_Sniper10/25/2000 15:57I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Charlie_Unicorn04/12/2001 20:01We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!