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1995 Legacy: “Now That’s What I Call Music!” (UK Import/Hype)

 What was the best stocking stuffer? A cassette mix featuring 1995’s Eurodance hits. You just had to keep a pencil nearby to “rewind” the tracks that were too fast for your Walkman.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
 Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
 Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
 Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »

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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue07/23/2000 00:01Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/09/2000 06:11At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/15/2013 19:00That still only counts as one laugh!
@Sum41_Skater05/10/2004 00:07In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Banner_Exchange12/01/2014 10:00Click my banner for more laughs!
@StrongBad_Mail08/26/2010 10:09I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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