1995 Vintage: The 1.44MB Floppy Disk

Why was a box of floppies a great gift? Because in 1995, 10 disks were enough to hold exactly half of a low-quality digital song.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »

Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/26/2005 04:49I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@DragonBall_Z_G07/22/2014 13:53His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Zoolander_Mug07/28/2007 12:32I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Cool_Story_Bro08/03/2008 12:20Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/17/2014 13:08My mind is blown by how funny this is.