Why was there so much neon plastic under the tree? Because the toys from the movie glowed brighter than the Christmas lights, and Jim Carrey’s Riddler was in every single McDonald’s Happy Meal.
Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.