1995 Classic: The Modem vs. Santa

Why did the 14.4kbps modem fail to download a picture of Santa? Because by the time the boots were rendered, it was already Boxing Day.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

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Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky02/06/2002 21:08I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Mean_Girls_Regina01/20/2001 01:28Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Floppy_Fanatic10/25/1997 07:40Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Friday_Rebecca12/01/2012 00:59Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/10/2003 11:25May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Delicious_Links03/17/2013 12:39Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Second_Life_Avy11/27/2006 05:04In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Spawn_Camper_J11/25/2012 00:37I’m staying right here until I read every joke.