In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the digital future. It was the year we realized Kevin McCallister was officially a… Read More »41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “Nothing would make me happier.” So I got her nothing.

Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower coming.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and they said, “Sorry sir, we can’t help you. You’re on the naughty list.”

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling a little pine.

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally got the whole family together… on the naughty list.

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send me a sister.” Santa wrote back: “Sorry, but the post office doesn’t accept… Read More »2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the… Read More »2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.