“I’m a hand-carved sphere. I’m very demure.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving his hands at thin air and trying to “pinch” the air. The… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro

 A guy asks, “Are you not entertained?!” while eating a bowl of peanuts. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI… Read More »2024 Archive: The Gladiator II

 Still here. Still classic. Still $18. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 “The only thing Apple hasn’t tried to put a screen on yet.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

 A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smudged eyeliner. She orders a cigarette and a tequila. The bartender asks, “Rough… Read More »2024 Archive: The Brat Summer

 A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a “V8” cocktail. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Furiosa

 “The Dude abides the AI revolution.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 “Reserved for the person who isn’t filming a TikTok.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool

 A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at the target with zero effort, and hits a bullseye. The bartender… Read More »2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter