Why were the eyes on the windshield? Because Pixar decided that if a car is going to talk, it shouldn’t look through its headlights like a monster—it should look through its glass like a professional.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I see funny people... everywhere!
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Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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