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Why was the aunt so confident? Because she made “bloody moves” in the kitchen and didn’t need to dance—she just needed to make money (and gravy).

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »

Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »

Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »

Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »

During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »

Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »

Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »

In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/17/2009 05:59Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Flash_Player_Fan08/19/2003 16:11Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/20/2011 01:49They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Steve-O_Wild07/30/2001 19:39Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Get_Flash_Player01/27/2013 09:01Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@StumbleUpon_User06/28/1996 17:31I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Mondo_Media_X03/31/2009 23:51Top tier web animation humor!