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2005 Archive: Brokeback Mountain

 Why couldn’t they quit each other? Because in 2005, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal proved that the most dangerous thing in Wyoming wasn’t the weather, but a tent.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/23/2002 08:37He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/19/2014 15:51Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Pedro_For_Pres08/29/2003 04:23Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/15/2008 06:01My fist is clenched... with joy!
@iPhone_User_0709/14/2006 18:23There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Selfie_King_0501/19/2010 17:22Taking a photo of me laughing!

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